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Raft

(Noun) - a platonic ship

(Verb) - to platonically ship two people
Yeah, they’re my all-time favorite raft.

Omg, I totally raft Troy and Gabriella!
by AwkwardlyTripping June 22, 2018
mugGet the Raftmug.

Rim Raft

People, objects, or beings that linger in or around your rim.
Fucking rim raft bro. Jake, Evan and Jozef won't leave my rim alone.
by Sugwhite February 16, 2017
mugGet the Rim Raftmug.

rafting the asshole

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.
I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.
by JustMo November 21, 2021
mugGet the rafting the assholemug.

Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
mugGet the Life-raftmug.

Raft

A dumb person who loves grinding video games yet never understand any jokes.
He's such a raft: he's gaming in calculus class.
by C_Con March 7, 2025
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Raft Crew

A pretty chill skate group, if you think you're in it, you're probibly not.
"Hey guys, I'm in raft crew"
"Fuck off Omar, no you're not"
by SexyFishBoyo November 25, 2018
mugGet the Raft Crewmug.

Raft

A boat of wood that float every single place on the ocean
Guy1:hey i saw a raft
Guy2:cool, There were any people?
Guy1:no...
Guy2:ok then *tries to drown*
by Alex113917314726371 March 26, 2022
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