Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

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quim

a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'

that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen

by benajni October 27, 2007

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QUIM CHIN

Someone with a beard.

'Seen that blokes quim chin?' referring to a particularly hairy faced bloke (or woman!!!)

by EmmaB December 31, 2007

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quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 1, 2009

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quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 30, 2004

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Quim shrub· bery | \ ˈshrə-b(ə-)rē , especially Southern ˈsrə- \
plural, quim shrubberies
Definition of shrubbery
: a planting or growth badly kept quim shrubs
Examples of quim shrubbery in a Sentence

'' My goodness dear your quim shrubbery does need a tidying up''

Goodness the woman's quim shrubbery was an absolute disgrace

by Flooksy January 9, 2021

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