quim swim

The act of going down on a female who is known to get particularly wet when being orally stimulated.

i'm shagging Wendy tonight. She's a squirter! Bit of a quim swim before I fuck her.

by bigbadscot November 29, 2016

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Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012

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Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 04, 2011

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QUIM CHIN

Someone with a beard.

'Seen that blokes quim chin?' referring to a particularly hairy faced bloke (or woman!!!)

by EmmaB December 05, 2007

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quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 01, 2009

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