Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012

quim head

Some one with a head that looks like a quim due to a stupid off axis quiff

Rev Ross Beeby, Ace Ventura - both reputable quim heads

by booblybits November 22, 2011

Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

QUIM CHIN

Someone with a beard.

'Seen that blokes quim chin?' referring to a particularly hairy faced bloke (or woman!!!)

by EmmaB December 31, 2007

quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 1, 2009

quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 30, 2004

Quim Shiver

The same as fanny flutter, the excitement you get in the vagina when sexually aroused

He was so hot he gave me quim shivers just looking at him

by Preshka August 15, 2018