Quiche

Someone who is hotter than hot. One main rule to be quiche you have to have a three finger gap between your thighs a.k.a the 'box gap'. An example of someone super quiche is J'amie private school girl. God she is fucking quiche!

Maddie: J'amie you look so fucking quiche in that dress!
J'amie: Omg I know! Like, I look more quiche than usual.

by thuschipbucketh June 9, 2018

Quiche

Someone who is hotter than hot from the show: Ja'mie: Private School Girl.

"Mitchel is so quiche!"
"I wish I had a quiche girlfriend."

by yourmom._.shrek November 27, 2018

Quiche

Word invented by Ja'mie King, the character portrayed by Austrailan comedian Chris Lilley on his show Summer Heights High. Basically meaning "hot", but used more like to say someone/thing is a level above hot.

Student A: "Dude, have you seen the new girl? She is totally quiche!"
Student B: "Yes! I totally wanna have sex with her!"

by psychiccheese April 14, 2021

Quiche

Specifically illicit, animalistic rutting sex conducted by Jon Rhys-Foster. Usually conducted with an element of force and never in reverse cowgirl.

‘He gave me such good quiche last night I could barely walk and had to call Geoffrey to give me a lift home!’

by anonymous October 3, 2020

ass quiche

Literally a breakfast casserole of French origin eaten directly off of a bunghole.

No thank you, I’m stuffed from eating all of this ass quiche.

by vanmeterdeals March 17, 2019

quiche

the level up from hot, sexier than the sexiest thing on earth

omg Robbie is so quiche legit i could have his babies

by sexybeast444 June 15, 2020

Quiche

When something is so hot that it is past the level of scrumptious and hot so it’s Quiche

I look so good right now I’m so Quiche

by Baby_babyy June 6, 2019