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Pussy

Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
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pussy

A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
"I can't believe Jeff won't go out drinking with us. Dude he's such a pussy!"

Pussy is a degrading term, it insults both men and implicitly insults women. Pussy is a term of oppression.
by okosheva October 4, 2006
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Pussy

The thing that has a woman attached to it.
"My pussy is so wet, darling. You are such a stud."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."
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Pussy

Assholes on UD who dont publish perfectly good definitions
I know you're reading this, you pussy
by Squidword69 February 18, 2020
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Pussy

by God created Pussy then retired October 22, 2012
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pussi

Will Smith may be in "The Pursuit of Happyness", but I'm in the pursuit of pussi.
by Robert Morse March 15, 2008
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Pussy

When defining someone who's a wimp, it's derived from the real word "Pusilanimous" which means weak; lacking courage; cowardly
He's afraid to jump that double...what a pussy
by Mr_Webster May 1, 2008
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