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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
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to push someone's broom

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."
by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015
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Toilet Push Up

The act of entering a public restroom stall to perform a set of covert push ups, with the intent of getting as swole as possible before removing one's shirt for a social function.
Brett entered the Wrigley Field stall to bust out a quick set of toilet push ups so he could look as yolked as possible for the women in the bleachers.
by Rheebs November 18, 2018
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triple push up bra

There's a push up bra, a double push up bra, and then there's a triple push up bra, made for the most insecure, cleavage-wise disappointed girls out there.
False advertising to the max = triple push up bra aka tpu
by theycallmetheman September 26, 2011
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Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.
Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.
by dogegg June 27, 2010
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too posh to push

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.
Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.
by cherryblossom December 10, 2007
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Turkish Push

The Turkish Push is sex position that involves both people to stand butt to butt. They then bend over away from each other and the guy pushes his erection down and back to inserted into the ass or vagina. Both people then "back it up" and start pushing their asses against each other, maximizing pleasure and ass smashing.
Dude, my ass is all bruised cus that crazy chick wanted to do the Turkish Push all freakin night!
by ForFun1 November 1, 2018
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