punch and hunch

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.

“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels September 5, 2006

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

tongue punch

to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes

im going to tongue punch your fartbox

by tonguepucnhyou August 29, 2010

punch buggy

Declaration of this magic phrase upon observing a Volkwaggon Bettle before its being voiced by one's accompaning passenger in a vechile entitles a person to a warrented, fully justified, and unretaliatable jab in the arm of the accompaning passenger. This rule supersedes all existing laws on assault in all jurisdictions within the continental United States, Canada, and some participating regions of Mexico not under the control of the drug cartels.

A souped-up VW Bug sailed into view and so Sally yelled, "Punch Buggy!" and pursuant to the universal Punch Buggy Law immediately laid a blow to Johnny's arm.

by Harmless Drudge November 27, 2011

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

punchmade

a scammer with a lotta bread

damn he really punchmade

by japunchmade December 3, 2022

Punch it

Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.

"Oh shit it's the cops! PUNCH IT!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003