temporary pull-up

The act of loosely raising one’s pants, capris, or shorts, along with any undergarments, in order to switch stalls in an empty public restroom due to the absence of toilet paper in the original stall. Persons performing the temporary pull-up must do so in such a way as to minimize drippage or the transfer of poo particles onto his or her clothing.

Jill’s search for a clean toilet seat landed her in a stall with no toilet paper, so she had to do the temporary pull-up in order to find a stall with toilet paper.

temporary pull-up by Miss ET August 9, 2008

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whoop whoop pull up

Humorous exclamation said to interrupt someone leading a conversation down a very stupid line. Usually said in a dopey tone of voice.

It's supposed to represent a serious error on the part of a hypothetical pilot - they are crashing the plane right into the ground.

"So, why don't you call your dad or -"
"WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP, yo. My dad's dead."
"Oh. Sorry, man."

whoop whoop pull up by Peter Smith September 20, 2004

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perfect pull up

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.

Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.

perfect pull up by King Aus10 March 7, 2009