Pud

Penis

Daniel was cooking barbecue while marinating his pud.

by Danielbarbecuelover October 9, 2016

pud

a small baby sized dick

Oh, man you have a pud like my brother!

by apelikepresident January 19, 2005

pud

a giant scrotum sucking ass nugget.... who never returns ure calls

tell that b*tch to f*cking to touch herself in her room while i masterbate to porn and touch my pud. Lee is a ass hole

by jimmy bean December 18, 2003

pud

A too easy task or job for a REAL man to do. It can be used in jest or serioulsy about a coworker or friend or even an enemy.

Stupid goober, you always take the pud job.

by old49er July 16, 2010

Pud

pud is the new definition of cool.

Damn, those shoes are so pud!

that band sounded so pud last night.

not pud, man. not pud.

by firefly88815 May 22, 2011

Pudding

A word used to describe various sexual acts, both kinky and conventional.

"I just want you to bend me over and have your way. Grab my hair. Don't stop pudding till I tell you to."

or

"Dude, our apartment walls are so thin. I could hear our neighbors pudding all night."

or

"I want to taste your pudding."

by JPrince610 October 19, 2011

PUDS

ie: Abbreviation for (Pop Up Dimmer Slap) - The sudden veil shadowing of a website you get that includes a pop up window box survey questionnaire, join up form, or blitz ad which effectively blocks out your viewing of its contents two seconds after you arrive or are visiting that particular url for the first time. (Usually becomes the last time.)

Visit the main National Geographic website to see this effect in action. Don't go there, you'll get PUDS'd.

by Anotherjaneway November 20, 2013