Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

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1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

Profehessianal

A professional hessian

Seriously, the guy is such a profehessianal, he sleeps till noon on a pile of magazines and will throw on some Sabbath and pack a bowl before his eyes are even open.

by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 9, 2009

process

1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).

2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).

3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.

4. To compute.

If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!

by Downstrike June 9, 2004

Butt Probe

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.

Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!

by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009

Profe

A Profe is a teacher at a predominately english-speaking school who instructs students in spanish. All Profe's are identical clones of each other, and in order to teach, use the same curriculum, videos, worksheets, and posters throughout the classroom. They all have excellent, but very dry senses of humor. No one is sure where the first Profe's originated, but the most wide-held theory is that they were the spawn of an english teacher and a janitor.

"Profe made us learn stories about el gatos today.'

by Jeffy May 13, 2005

Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.

Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005