Profling

A profling is a dirty whore who sleeps with all the guys. The 'fling' in the word means that she will only suck his dick once. And the 'pro' in the word means she's a pro at being a slut

Wow look at her sucking that dick! She must be a profling

by Top blamnad May 28, 2016

Virtue Profiting

The act of enriching ones business or self by manipulating shoppers though virtue signaling. Currently being employed by many major food companies, and liberal politicians who then funnel money to their friend's and/or family's businesses.

1). What did BLM spend all of their virtue profits on last summer? Where did all that money go? 2). Ilhan Omar's husband virtue profited from both of her campaigns. 3). Look at all the food and clothing companies virtue profiting by claiming to understand the struggles of minorities.

by tacytriD February 14, 2021

prolisingularity

pro'li-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n. pl. -ties.

1. The point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation* at which the presentation ceases to be compelling due to length.

2. The theoretical point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation at which the presentation is converted to interactive electronic game format to preserve its overall integrity.

3. Gaming. The theoretical point in a given interactive electronic game at which the game is converted to non-interactive entertainment presentation due to lack of storyline integrity. See Doom. –also pro-li'ci-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n.

*e.g. a staged theatrical performance

Definition (c) 2006 Wondrous Inventions. http://crazedgnome.wordpress.com/ under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 license.

1. This season of "24" reached prolisingularity nineteen hours ago.

2. Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series may become a game but will never make it to the movies due to prolisingularity.

3. The movie "Doom" sucks.

by Wizzel Cogcarrier Wizzleton IV September 12, 2008

providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.

Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016

providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.

Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016

prooling

to drool from the penis; to pre-cum as a result of intense arousal

I sat next to the this hot chick in biology today and I was prooling all over my clean whites.

by Lordifico September 10, 2016

Profaning

The act of moving the earth away from the sun in an effort to save the human race

"Mr.president it seems that our only hope to save the universe is by profaning

by George eggington August 14, 2016