Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Procrastinationophobia

The fear of- you know what? i'll tell you later

Procrastinationophobia is- gotta go, can't tell you now

by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

mutual procrastination

wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.

I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.

by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

Procrastinate

to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now

Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!

by futymore December 18, 2009

procrastinator

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

by Scott Semans November 6, 2006

procrastination

A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.

He was an ardent follower of procrastination.

by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005