Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

pretend this is a good word

Please I seriously need you to pretend this is an amazing, incredible word

seriously man, this isn't a joke, I need you to think its good, just pretend this is a good word

by edenwooyeah December 14, 2020

The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021

pretend

FAKING THAT IT IS REAL

MAN YOU PRETEND YOU LIKE HER

by ms.coco March 11, 2021

When the pretender is mistrustful!

This frase is used when you want to annoy someone with a dead meme.

Clint: Dude, why you're sending me "among us" memes? This game and memes about it are dead. Please stop dude.

Michael: When the pretender is mistrustful!

Clint: I really hate you.

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

Pretend

Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.

Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025