President Rushmore

President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.

"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"

by definition_master123 July 22, 2016

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Pinocchio presidency

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.

The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019

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Bush for President

A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?

"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."

"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."

by Johnny Eightball August 19, 2004

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President Nixon

Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994).

The 37th president of the United States from 1969-1974. Most people remember Nixon for the Watergate scandal and the Viet Nam War, however many good things happened during that time too.

During this time, Republicans still cared about the environment, still cared about the working class and were still pro-family. for example, the Nixon Administration created the EPA and OSHA.

President Nixon was the last Progressive Republican.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011

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