Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).

Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"

by Mathguy July 7, 2012

Pregnancy point

A point in life where you have reached a level of accomplishment that will not be threatened should you knock a girl up. Sexual relations that result in impregnation prior to this point may prevent the completion of an adequate level of schooling, and most certainly end in a shitty job/lifestyle (I.e. working at McDonald's and living in a trailer park).

Dude, nine months till you finish university and officially past the pregnancy point. You can bare back it worry free!

by Walla_B September 21, 2014

unexpected pregnancy

*rip*
Girl: what was that

Boy: nothing uh haha
Girl: don't you dare tell me it ripped
Boy: uh then I won't...
Girl: $#&@#__##&#&#&#-#&@&&_#@#_@&£{`¶|¶®€{¢}€}¥}|}¢©©{¢¢©®✓!!!!!??!!!
Boy: my bad?

Yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.

by Itsyaboi_88 August 13, 2017

Ricochet Pregnancy

The result of the act of an anal creampie. i.e. semen creeping into the opening of the vagina after the man has pulled out.

Bill was having anal sex with Jill and climaxed in her butt. He promptly pulled out and the semen ricocheted into the opening of Jill's vagina. As a result of this act Jill became pregnant and Bill pays child support. Jill now has a ricochet pregnancy.

by bambitch87 May 22, 2015

Male pregnancy

A scientific impossibility, unless the male is surgically transgender.

That's as likely as male pregnancy

by Fake news ÒwÓ January 24, 2019

Teen-Pregnancy

When teens get pregnant.
The most effective way to prevent this is not condoms but fat ugly girls/beasts, and lots of em.
See Elyse, and ugly.

I think that girl was pregnant, oh wait it was just Elyse.

by Cock Toad May 11, 2004

Teen Pregnancy

At the fast food restaurant A&W order a double Teen burger and a Baby burger. Then put the Baby burger inside the double Teen and viola you've got a Teen Pregnancy burger.

"I was pretty hungry so I ordered a Teen pregnancy burger."

by Veritazium June 7, 2022