The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."
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When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.
by Mama Crass December 31, 2014
Get the Prayer Farming mug.The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
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Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
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by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
Get the Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer mug.Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
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Get the cranberry prayer mug.1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.
2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.
3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.
3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles
"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
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