Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by Loperman November 21, 2021

winning the prize

Succeeding in doing something which would be extremely cool, but in fact doesn't work, which fact should be obvious.

"Imprint Time Walk on Isochron Scepter. Good game?"
"..."
"See, I get all the rest of the turns..."
"You win the prize. Good job."

by Hukuma Xpyweb September 4, 2004

Prized Pig

Describes the token (attractive) female in a predominately male environment, such as an engineering department. Typically the center of unwanted advancements and conversely a target of opportunity for her male colleagues.

"I heard Laura is studying mechanical engineering at Purdue... She's gonna be the prized pig of all the nerds."

"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."

"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."

by High Speed and Hooah December 27, 2012

shack prize

a piece of clothing that you obtain as a result of spending the night at someone's place, or them spending the night at your place.

"Damn...where did you get that serape?

"It's a shack prize from that guy who I met last Saturday at the Cinco de Mayo party. He forgot it when he snuck out on Sunday morning."

by duckling350 November 6, 2005

cash'n prizes

a females body parts (tits and ass)

"check out that bitche's cash'n prizes"

by Kristine Stobert December 20, 2007

Sir-prize

When a woman Unknowingly touches a man's Semi or Fully erect penis. i.e. his Chubby

Girl: He reached in to give me a hug & all I felt on my leg was his Sir-prize

Guy: Dude, I couldn't fight it any more. So I went in to hug her, Guns Fully Loaded, & gave her a Sir-prize

by Tony_Kush420 August 31, 2011

Perfect Pokeno Prize

Pokeno is a game played like bingo with poker cards. When you win a round of Pokeno, you get to pick a prize. Everyone who plays pokeno brings a wrapped prize for you to choose from. The Perfect Pokeno Prize is one in which Rebecca would love. Thus, it is best if Rebecca wins all the gifts.

For examples of the Perfect Pokeno Prize; if you were to bring WINE - Rebecca would LOVE THAT. Or a cool WINE GLASS, Rebecca would LOVE that. If you were to bring a prize that was a cool "Peacock" theme Rebecca ALSO loves Peacocks! And Chef men for her kitchen, Rebecca would love that, too.

by Hopefully the winner October 20, 2012