This weird minute-long song by some Japanese dude in a yellow outfit rapping about pens apples and pineapples. One of the weirdest highlights of 2k16.
PPAP
I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen
I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen
Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen
I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen
Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
by Tom691738 December 17, 2016

Person 1: Hey dude, did you see that PPAP thing?
Person 2: Yeah dude, it's all over my social media.
Person 2: Yeah dude, it's all over my social media.
by iLikeBigBootyBitches November 25, 2016

Worst song of 2016. Basically, the video is a japanese man in some weird clothes dancing and sings that song that somehow everyone loves.
Joey: Apple pen... Pinapple pe-
Jerry: Shut up! PPAP sucks!
Joey: YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF PPAP!
Jerry: Damn! That's really butthurt of you!
Jerry: Shut up! PPAP sucks!
Joey: YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF PPAP!
Jerry: Damn! That's really butthurt of you!
by Dr. Mr. Pingas December 7, 2016

A popular 'meme' song. PPAP stands for Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen, which comes with it's very own 'dance' which includes gesturing impaling a fruit with a pen, and bouncing back and forth to the beat of the song.
Person 1: I have a pen, I have an apple, uh, apple-pen..
Person 2: Don't do it.
Person 1: I have a pen, I have pineapple, uh, pineapple-pen.
Person 2: Don't.
Person 1: Apple-pen, pineapple-pen, uh. Pen-pineapple-apple-pen. PPAP.
Person 2: Don't do it.
Person 1: I have a pen, I have pineapple, uh, pineapple-pen.
Person 2: Don't.
Person 1: Apple-pen, pineapple-pen, uh. Pen-pineapple-apple-pen. PPAP.
by Heavenly Bob December 15, 2016

The definition of Pen Pinapple Apple Pen 🍏🍎 there’s is a dancing man in a golden sparkly suit and tie gettin jiggy with it and singing about pineapple 🍍 Pens and say umph! Pen pineapple apple pen!!
by Best friends33 June 13, 2018

by TheFriskiestFrisk December 1, 2016

Jim: Hey John do you like PPAP?
John: Yeah man amazing!!
Jim:Fuck you man I hope you die in a car crash!
John: Yeah man amazing!!
Jim:Fuck you man I hope you die in a car crash!
by lmao10994 December 3, 2016
