Pot

Can be either a type of marijuana or a minecraft potion.

“I smoked some good ass pot yesterday”
“I had to use a regen pot cause that guy wrecked me”

by AmazonDeliveryNigga December 3, 2019

Potting

When a gay man bends down in front of his partner, defalcates and the partner manipulates the feces into sculptures of shapes

Ben is going potting again at the local Potting Shed

by YAMAMM June 7, 2019

pots

POTS is an acronym for: pussy on the side.

Why get married when I have my pots?

by R, Grooms June 30, 2006

Potted

To be fired from ones place of employment.

Also, to get potted.

"I got potted the other week, now I've got to look for a new job in a recession, devastated!"

by C--dog November 21, 2011

Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008

On The Pot

The act of when someone or something feels such a desire to take a bowel movement that they decide to find the nearest pot shaped object. (Flower pot, etc) and do their business inside of it

Hey there, Linsdey. Sorry I can't talk right now. I ate tons of burritos and i'm on the pot right now. Call me back in a few minutes!!

Dude fuck that. The line for the restroom was too long. I'm on the pot.

by watcherofstyx June 1, 2016

Pot

1) A ceramic recepticle often used for the assistance in the display of plants. These are often filled with mud or compost.

2) A pot on a stove used for cooking.

1) Geese man your plant pot is broken...

2) A watched pot never boils.....or....A Beholden vessel never exceeds 373.3K.

by Phil! October 6, 2003