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poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.
Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy
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what's your poison

Bartender asks a patron, "What's your Poison?"
by DD March 29, 2004
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pissocity

Rate of speed you go from calm to full out pissed off.
Standing in the line at the bank caused my pissocity to reach all new levels.
by jride429 September 19, 2006
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KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
by cheddar123 January 26, 2010
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pissoir

Literally a public urinal in most major European cities, but sometimes a creative way of saying you are pissed off, or pissed off at someone, or someone is an idiot; sometimes used as an exclamation.
Damn it, Nelson, you are a real pissoir!

PISSOIR! I spilled the cleaning fluid on the shelf!
by Fast Bobby April 12, 2004
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Pink Possom

Something awesome you find randomly on the internet while searching specifically for something else. It will often be something so cool you will abandon (and often forget about) your original search.
"Did you find out what time the movie is?"
"Oh man, i was searching for the time but then i found this other site........"
"You son of a b--! i've been waiting all this time while you chase a #$*% pink possom?"
by ks22 February 9, 2010
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Poisoned apple

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.
by Nodules August 1, 2012
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