Pour the Pork

Having passionate sex. The act of having heavy fast sex with a woman.

Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.

by JØHNNY October 31, 2009

Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

pork euphoria

the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.

after doing sex, i lit a smoke and basked in my stinking pork euphoria.

by like you want November 8, 2009

Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk October 4, 2011

pork tease

It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'

Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!

by Lil Keep-a-Shank June 3, 2017

finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016