porcupine

the scrouge/grinch of halloween

Jaspaul why won't you dress up for halloween, you're such a porcupine

porcupine by Sabrina's Jerk March 29, 2009

Crouching Porcupine 

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

That bitch gave me a crouching porcupine.

Crouching Porcupine by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009

texas porcupine 

An asshole MAGAt on Twitter.

Attack that Texas porcupine on Twitter.

texas porcupine by Blue Waver December 30, 2019

Porcupine Batter 

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).

"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."

Porcupine Batter by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011

porcupine raspberry 

When a male attempts to have sex with the belly button of a female luva. Or, a bloody stomach.

"Dude, I totally took Suzie home and tried to give her a porcupine raspberry but I could only get it in a half inch!"

porcupine raspberry by ergyu May 15, 2008

Australian Porcupine 

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass

Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

Australian Porcupine by Franderson March 18, 2017

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass by Zelda_. April 15, 2020