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Crouching Porcupine 

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.

texas porcupine 

Attack that Texas porcupine on Twitter.
texas porcupine by Blue Waver December 30, 2019

Porcupine Batter 

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).
"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."
Porcupine Batter by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011

porcupine raspberry 

When a male attempts to have sex with the belly button of a female luva. Or, a bloody stomach.
"Dude, I totally took Suzie home and tried to give her a porcupine raspberry but I could only get it in a half inch!"
porcupine raspberry by ergyu May 15, 2008

Australian Porcupine 

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass
Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT