Pooh pants 

Name given to five year olds trying to get to the toilet in a hurry, but failing. The result is pooh pants. Particularly happens in forest and camping settings where kids tend to hold it.

Boy runs to outhouse in campgroud. Half way there, he stops and turns around, head low. He father notices, and remarks, Ah Jeese, Pooh Pants Peter?

Pooh pants by Norton Bigelk September 1, 2006

Pooh Mitten 

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

Pooh Mitten by Eecol December 21, 2009

Pooh-Deein

used by the cajun french. A word that means an object that sits outside and rusts away. Usually has uncut grass around it.

bruh that car in that yard is pooh-deein!

Pooh-Deein by paw-paw ctd February 28, 2010

Pooh-rah 

the was of covering up when you accidentally say you have to poop. it's made to be less embarassing then the usual. If you have to poop and tell someone and you get embarrassed. just add an end "rah". If you want to poop. always use an ending rah. this isn't an inside joke...

'They just told me that guy over there had to Pooh-rah."

Pooh-rah by awesomesaucehair October 26, 2010

pooh bear 

The act of leaving your shirt on during sex because you are too embarrassed about your fat gut.

Hey man, did you hear about RobbieBB went pooh bear with that chick last night?

pooh bear by RobbieBB January 22, 2016

pooh bear 

the action of doing someone up the butt, using honey as your lubricant.

I pooh beared the chick after she got really drunk,

pooh bear by Gonzalez June 24, 2005

POOH BUTTON 

1. Having ones food contaminated by pissing someone off in an eating establishment.
2. A non- sanitary resteraunt by the ways of cleaning.

if one should send their food back more than once whether it is busy or not, the waiter will hit the pooh button on them. Such as spit, a pooh finger, a sneeze, a booger, etc...

POOH BUTTON by basqo December 22, 2006