Police

The toughest motherfuckers on the planet. Why? they put up with all the bitchin from all the people on this site. You'd think potheads would be calmer from all the shit they smoke when the police gank their shit.
You see that punk ass pothead kid fuckin with the police?

Hell yeah, cops tapped that ass!
by Grave diggin mofo September 21, 2004
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People who represent the law by catching criminals, and whom everyone seems to hate when they've done something wrong and have gotten caught for it.

Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.
Man 1: I HATE the police!

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!

Man 2: .....
by SheDaLaw April 20, 2009
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Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.
Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 13, 2006
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fuckers who take your weed and smoke it at home
damn cops searched me and found my hydro
by ayout March 04, 2003
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the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding
by rusty February 13, 2003
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(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist
The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.
by Tom Honeyfield February 14, 2005
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Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.
Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.
by Lord October 06, 2003
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