fence plowing

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.

Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?

by Corbyn, Fool February 8, 2007

vintage plowing

to have sex with a woman who is over forty.

i here you where doing a bit of vintage plowing with old black pudding teeth the other night.

by yonder gaz February 3, 2010

Platinum Birthday

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.

In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!

by I can't drive 55! September 25, 2010

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

Plotitician

A self serving servant.

Senator X is such a plotitician: They voted to remove school funding, but gave his buddy's corporation a tax cut.

by al kemical August 7, 2012

Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016

photini

A bongo drum that is nice and pretty but often rambles about random shit.
Nice and caring, sweetest person ever!

Photini is a bongo drum!

by caitie067ffff November 20, 2016