please die

A answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullshit any longer.

Wow, _______ your really fucking annoying, please die

by Kra$y Life April 6, 2017

Please Advise

The proverbial business bitchslap.

Hi Carrie,

How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.

Please advise.

All the best,
Christine.

by eventjubilee February 25, 2013

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

please stop

a word where it means to keep going for some people.

please stop. no.

by l0renooo May 7, 2022

Please accept

When you desperately want a definition to be accepted.

Please accept this
So I can sleep peacefully

by StayWokefromthots April 19, 2019

please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.

Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.

by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008

please come to the office

If anyone ever says this to you, there's a HUGE change you've gotten in trouble, that someone's snitched, or that you're going to be questioned for something that took place. Or, maybe it's a social media post you made, or they found a nude pic. It's almost never good news to be in their office.

"X, if you are in the building, please come to the office. X, please come to the office."

by SKRealTime January 12, 2019