Planking

When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia

Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook

by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011

Planking

To lie across 2 parallel objects.

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.

by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011

Planking

Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.

Dude 1: Didn't some guy die planking?
Dude 2: Yeah, its my new favorite sport!

by letsgoplank June 19, 2011

Planking

Sport invented in Australia where you lie flat on your stomach while someone else takes photographs and uploads them onto the internet.

That was some mean planking bro!

by Planker#1 June 18, 2011

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

plank

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

ride my plank to bowmanville

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

planked

"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."

by Stratz101 November 26, 2009