new philadelphia, ohio

a small town in tuscarawas county, ohio. yet no one who lives there seems to know how to spell the name of the county. The town is full of drunk, pot smoking rednecks, a police force that resembles the third reich, and young disease infested women. Many girls under the age of 20 have children, or multiple children. Many with multiple men and out of wedlock. The towns few attractions are a courthouse (in which you cannot enter unless in handcuffs),
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.

I am going to "new philadelphia, ohio" for the weekend

that sucks.

by dudefromsomewhere January 27, 2011

Paula Creamer

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.

by VitHydra December 26, 2010

philadelphious

Three times as powerful as any word it replaces, it can replace a lot of words depending on how you use it.
a. Philadelphiously
b. Philadelphiousness
c. Philadelphiousingly

Dude, I just got a blumpkin and it was Philadelphiously the most philadelphious thing in the world. She was perfect.

by Calvin Dale December 20, 2006

Philadelphia Winch

A homo-erotic activity performed to provide mutual homosexual penile gratification. Two erect penises are tightly wound shaft to shaft with black electrical tape, followed by a rhythmic thrusting movement which provides the necessary friction to acheive mutual gayman orgasm.

Guy1: Man, I am so horny but I am sick of always having a wank.

Guy2: Yeah, me too.

Guy1: Want to tape our cocks together and do a Philadelphia Winch?

by Philly Wincher April 1, 2009

Paula

The best most caring mum ever in the planet

Paula is the best mum ever, love her to the moon and back

by Footballislife March 7, 2018

Philadelphia

Ok Ok...That's enough of the Philadelphia bashing. I live in Northeast Philadelphia and it is beautiful.Its very friendly,clean etc.(Somerton,Chalfont,Morell)What about Old City? Is that not nice either? I think people just hear about the bad parts of a city and disregard all the good. I understand, since i live in the northeast, I do not know much about north Philly aka "badlands" but I know that is the home to some people that really are trying to get their lives together and really do take pride in the city. Also, maybe people don't understand that children can be born into insufficient households and they grow up in these neighborhood and learn that way of life. What do you expect? Come on people, the world is not perfect here. There will always be violence, drugs, uneducated people etc wherever you go. It's a viscious cycle but its real, and you can either cry and complain or live with it or stay out. I won't deny that it's not the best idea for me to go to north philly and hang on a corner being an 18 year old white girl from the NE, but i respect that. What about center city? It supplies thousands of people with great jobs. What about the universities that students from all over the country come to go to? Temple University being one of then STRAIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NORTH PHILLY...and it's an amazing school. There is Drexel, LaSalle, University of Pennsylvania. We have some amazing museums, a zoo, and great shops in center city. The club life can be a good time too. Del ave and old city are the places to party! So don't listen to all of the negative, it's really a good time here! I promise!

There are some really beautiful hotels down in center city, great food, Penns Landing, every possible club, museums, schools, universities, the zoo, places to shop, 2 AWESOME new stadiums and really friendly people that still believe in the city! Good Times.

by Ann February 18, 2004

Philadelphia [Philly]

Yo from Philly. We do not have an accent! It's soda, not "pop"! It's a hoagie, not a "sub"! It's the shore, not the "beach", and we drink wood-er, not "water". It's not "Where are you guys going?", it's "Where you's goin?". It's pizza, not "pie". We love the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers, and we eat cheesesteaks religiously. We don't think this is the best place in the world, we know it is!

Philadelphia Philly is a city so completely and amazingly wonderful, no definition in the universe would show an outsider how great it truly is! Pages and pages would need to be written to fullfil its beauty.

by Cheeky=] March 4, 2009