Paralee is very beautiful, drop dead gorgeous. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see in this world. When you look into them they make you see all that is good in this world, they make you want to believe in love, they make you want to believe souls exists because she is so perfect in every single way. But do not let her fool you, she is a master with words, she'll tell you what she knows you want to hear just so she can have what she wants from you. She will look at you with those big, gorgeous eyes and you will believe anything she says, while she says she loves you she is looking for a way to break your heart because you're nothing but a game to her. The only person she has ever loved is herself. Yes this may sound rude and incredibly wrong, but people should be warned. She is Taylor swift song material.
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But while it is true that "paraluman" refers to an inspiring muse, the older meaning of the word refers to a compass. The idea of a beautiful woman as a guiding star to one's endeavors: Now that's an idea worth keeping alive
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see Paralysis of Analysis.
see Paralysis of Analysis.
by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011
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I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
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She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.
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A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.
A muse. The muse here means a woman who inspires you artistically.
Hello, Christine Daisy. You are probably my most favorite coincidence ever and you will always be my paraluman.
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