Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

Phelps-o-gasm

The tingly feeling both males and females get when they see Michael Phelps' abs.

Chick 1:HOLY SHIT MICHAEL PHELPS
Chick 2:Mmmmmm ooooh ahhh
Chick2: I know, I'm having a total phelps-o-gasm too!

by HannahHorton December 22, 2008

the phelps

To uncontrollably drink and smoke marijuana, with no regard to consequences

Hey man Mike better stop doing the phelps, he has work tomorrow morning.

by HtotheOV February 2, 2009

Phelpsed

Ingesting 10,000 calories

Moosh in Indy says she Phelpsed herself at the Indiana State Fair because of all the fair food she ate over 5 days.

by Melanie @ Mel A Dramatic Mommy October 12, 2008

Phelpsian

To perform at epic levels

Michael Phelps had a Phelpsian performance in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.

by Michael Phelps, Jr. October 17, 2008

Phelps'd It

(verb) To do something amazing. A positive statement.

Hey Johnson, great job on the Warner account, you really phelps'd it!

OR

Michael Phelps just broke another world record....he really phelps'd it!

by Morgan Alexander Kahut October 18, 2008