popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.

There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009

pimp cane

An essential tool to the hardcore pimp, while a mere prop for softcore pimps. Hardcore pimps usually tip their canes with gold, an element conducive to manipulation of the pimp field. Unfortunately, softcore pimps think themselves as "above" this and use their wealth to completely plate their cane with gold, or create gold canes outright. This serves no purpose but to cause greater differentiated wealth distribution and suffering in the world. Hardcore pimps understand this, and do only what is necessary to use the pimp force to maintain good and balance in society.

Average dimensions measure 3 feet tall x 2 inches wide x 2 inches deep.

Usually made from a special wood-metal alloy that only hardcore pimps know how to make. Softcore pimps substitute with valuable metals such as platinum or gold.

"Never use your pimp cane to smack that azz!" - Pimp Mommy A

by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004

pimp steaks

hot dogs

"Don't burn them pimp steaks, y'hear?"

by mrxinu March 13, 2009

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006

pimp

person in management profession

mainly prostitutes lol

pimps make a lot of money and have tons of fun.

by pimp master broda November 22, 2016

Pimp Hand

1. The hand used to smack your ho's around.

2. The ability to be a pimp who has control over his ho's and brings in mad money as a result.

1. "My hos know that they will get a strong pimp hand if they don't do as I say and bring me cold hard cash hourly."

2. "My pimp hand is strong, that's why I have all this gold jewelry and flashy clothes" - or - "My pimp hand is weak, and my ho's aren't representin'"

by gina November 20, 2003