phean

slang for a Cork knacker / scumbag

some phean stole my car

by daveoc January 28, 2007

Wank Pheasant

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

swamp pheasant

An extremely ugly female. Not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. If ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. And you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. I recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !

" Hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that's talkin to Dave "

by johnny_the_boy August 21, 2005

pheaniz

To put cum into a bottle and use as shampoo

I tricked my friend into useing pheaniz last night.

by Micheal Fiklin March 8, 2008

pheasant hunting

The art of stuffing your lovers anus with the pheasant feathers of a special pheasant down pillow that you have ripped on during the sexual encounter and roughly having Anal sex in spite of the quills. Bleeding is expected on both parties

Man i totally took chelsea pheasant hunting last night!
Jesus man is your dick ok?
No not really...

by Smitty117 March 29, 2016

Darkness Prevails

Darkness Prevails is a Youtuber that mostly makes Creepy Pasta reading videos and stories from his Subscribers.

"Hey, did you watch Darkness Prevails new video yesterday?"

by IlluminatiPepe September 19, 2016