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peyton

A very romantic man , who has a very unique taste in woman and has an abnormal size d*ck !!
Omg I need someone like Peyton
by DADDYBIGDICK123456788 December 11, 2017
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A very handsome man, with a look that kills the ladies, sometimes awkward but thats what makes him the man he is
Peyton is a man with good looks
by MCE180 June 2, 2016
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Peyton

verb.

to hop on somebody's D in front of them.

Derived from Peyton who hopped on Will's Dee right infrotn of her current boyfriend, Nick.
Nick: Dude..... She was mine... go fuck yourself peyton ( Noun)

Nick: Wow, way to peyton all over my shot. (verb )

Nick: Well, someone's acting very peytony..... ( Adjective )
by FoxxiestPokaa January 1, 2013
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Peyton Manning

QB for the Indianapolis Colts that DOES NOT CHOKE

Peyton Manning would have 3 superbowl rings if he had as great a defence and as clutch a kicker as Brady had. QBs don't win championships, Coaches, Defence, and clutch kickers win championships. Tony Dungy always choked, even when he was with the Bucs, Peyton's defence is always no good, they can't stop the run and ultimitly that is what causes you to lose games, and Vanderjagt is the biggest choker in the league.

So what, Brady is 3-0 in superbowls, does that actually make him better? No, it just means he has a better supporting cast. Take away Deion Branch, Vinitary, and his defence he has 0 Superbowls. Period. Football is a team game, and it requires a team effort to win championships, Peyton's team NEVER seems to show up, especially his defence and kicker, therfour Peyton is excpected to get it done. Brady has a defence to fall on, Peyton does not, therfour Peyton is required to keep the offence on the field longer. Granted Edge James helped him out with that, it's still a LOT of pressure on you in the playoffs, and as a result you make more mistakes.

Why is it QBs are mesured in Superbowls anyway? How does winning a superbowl improve your arm strength? Your arm Accuracy? Your mobility? It dosn't. Peyton Manning has better arm strength, Arm accuracy, and even mobility than Brady, so how is Brady better? Because his team has a better defence and wins superbowls?

Besides, Brady isn't that clutch. In his first superbowl againts the Rams, he threw for 145 yards, no touchdowns, and an interception. You call that clutch? Peyton has had 15 touchdowns in 9 playoff games. Anyone know what Brady's is? 15 touchdowns in 11 games. Peyton has had a perfect game in the playoffs in 2003 againts the Broncos, Brady has NEVER thrown a perfect game. Ever. I mean, if your Clutch, you HAVE to be in the two-minute drill, and Peyton has a HUGE advantage over Brady in that area, thus proving why he isnot only a much better leader, but also much more clutch than Brady with the game on the line.
Anybody who knows ANYTHING about Football would know that Peyton Manning DOES NOT CHOKE, his kicker and defence chokes. Brady on the other hand, had a kicker, a great coach, and a defence that was great, therfour he wins more rings. QBs don't win championships, Defence, Coaches, and Kickers do (Which is why Dan Marino never won a superbowl)
by Killer Kobe November 14, 2006
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Peyton Manning

Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts - 2 time league MVP - is unstoppable, apart from when he's in snowy weather, in a place called Foxboro, in the playoffs, or against a team named the Patriots. Likes to think that Indiapolis is a team, but knows that he alone is the Colts.
Marvin : Yo Peyton, we're off to Foxboro to play the Pats in the playoffs - WOOHOO!!!!
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*
by MartinezPatriot17 September 8, 2005
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Peyton Manning

a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.
Peyton Manning is a beast. Some people are just so jealous. It makes me sad for them.
by lAcEyIsCoOl August 8, 2011
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Peyton

Peyton is a beautiful being and likes to laugh snort many times. She is a dancer person and likes to pleeyay all over you. She sometimes laugh snorts too much and pees on the ground, but thats ok cuz her moomy will yell at her to fix it but ends up doing it anyways. Peyton is one of the original founders of the princess gangsters which are songs that are rly gucci. Peytons brother likes to eat legos and poop them out sometimes. she is a funny girl. And she will stretch your face because she is silly. she is a pleeyaying genius
peyton is a silly princess gangster who likes eating pizzza.
by KasjaSmis December 28, 2017
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