Comment pest

A generally unwanted person in a comment section

X: *unfunny or irrelevant joke or statement*
Y: Comment pest

by ButterzDoomed March 30, 2026

boo da pest

What you do to an annoying individual who's always "hungary" for attention.

Mrs. Wilson adores Dennis, and loves having him over for milk and cookies. Her cranky husband, on da other hand, has no patience for said freckle-faced skallywag, and therefore always wants to just "boo da pest".

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

Pesti Stomach

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

by sr7777 June 19, 2019

Besto Pesto

A Besto Pesto is someone who is your best friend in the whole world. You will do anything dumb with them, bully them relentlessly, but love them unconditionally. They stick with you everywhere you go and never leave your side. You are Besto Pestos with them even if you aren't together for a little bit. Unlike best friends, you only get one Besto Pesto in your life. Choose wisely.

"You're my Besto Pesto. Even though I'm mad at you, I'll love you forever."

by Bill Brian November 13, 2019

peste

Spanish word for "bad smell", or "bad odor".

Wow! Who farted in here? What peste!!!

or

Person A: "Te cagaste?"
Person B: "Si. Por que?"
Person A: "Por que ay una peste a mierda en esta casa.."

by adrian1082 August 23, 2009

Pestulous

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.

Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018