Peppermint Swirly

Receiving a handjob from a retarded kid.

Boy 1: You know that kid Lamont?
Boy 2: Yeah what about him?
Boy 1: He got a peppermint swirly from the retarded girl in the bathroom the other day!

by AholeJuggernaut February 15, 2017

peppermint tits

1. when your friend tries to draw a diagonal boob half asleep and calls it peppermint tits

2. when your side and under boob is showing

1. "i went back to my desktop just to try and make a shirt with diagonal boob, and only diagonal boob, while half asleep and wanting to do it in 5 minutes or less. i affectionately call it "peppermint tits", because it looks kind of like a peppermint candy, and "proof i need mental help," for obvious reasons."

2. virgin 1 : whoa man thats a lot of boob youre showing
virgin 2 : yea those are my PEPPERMINT TITS

by sansmaeda underronpa November 17, 2018

Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012

Pepperoneous

adjective
1. a botched pizza order

adverb (as pepperoneously)
2. appends the act of botching a pizza order to a verb.

1. What? I ordered a Meat Lovers, not a Supreme! This pizza is totes pepperoneous.

2. The greasy teen pepperoneously delivered 20 pizzas to the elementary school for I.C. Wiener.

by tallertoler February 20, 2014

Pepperoni Parise

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 4, 2023

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018