by bastubes December 11, 2007
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1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.
1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.
by godog December 23, 2009
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A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.
person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.
person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?
person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.
person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?
person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
by roger129 August 4, 2011
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Get the penile fracture mug.A loud, long, voluminous, and smelly fart, with reference to Acts 2:1-2 in the King James Version of the Bible, where Jesus's disciples are visited by the Holy Spirit in an upper room: "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting."
She: OMG!!! I've never heard a fart go on as long as that and so loud. Open the windows or we'll all suffocate!
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
by ring-tailed roarer June 5, 2010
Get the pentecostal fart mug.The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
Get the Penile Collision mug.A pot hole on the Earth where no one wants to live and most of the population is druggies, potheads and skanks. Also no one can manage to stay away for good for some stupid goddamn reason
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