penial plunge

when setting down to shit and having your cock n' balls fall in the toilet water

when phil sat down he took a penial plunge, it wasn't all bad it did clean up his p chode.

by sandvagina March 17, 2006

penisaur

See phallusaurus...

That looks like a penisaur to me

by Mahnahmahnah March 16, 2004

penisacorn

Noun: A mythical horse that lives in the mountains of Canadia and has a penis on its forehead instead of a horn, like a typical unicorn.

Matt: So I went to Canadia the other day
Josh: Yeah? Did you see a penisacorn?
Matt: Yeah. He tried raping me.
Josh: Lucky!

by #Literally January 27, 2014

PenisLand

A magical place gay people come from.

"Did you hear, they are from PenIsland."
"BRUH, I already knew that!"

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

Penisanus

A penisanus is an incompetent old person, like a fossil, mostly wearing glasses, major brain damage and acts like a sloppy dick throughout the day.
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn

You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.

That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!

That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.

There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus

by Danny Frings March 12, 2011

penisflake

A generic term to describe a male ho-bag

Steven is such a penisflake.

by Toni C. January 4, 2008

penisacrobat

Somebody who has no friends and no life. somebody who stays at home every night and just plays with his penis all night long out of boredom. After several years of having nothing better to do than play with his penis, he starts gaining skills at playing with his own penis that he is now more than just a penisholder or a penisfolder, he is now a penisacrobat.

essentially, an even worse stage of penisfolder, a very shamefull thing to call somebody.

"dude u know that indian kid at our school who has an insanely fat stomach and a fat ass but skinny arms and legs and dresses like a retard?"
"yea"
"has he had any social interaction his entire highschool life?"
"ofcourse not, hes a fucking penisfolder"
naw.... hes a penisacrobat by now"
"haha, yea seriously what a loser..."

by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010