Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

CPS (Curved Peeshie Syndrome)

When a mans shlong is curved in any direction.

Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).

by Danifatash August 15, 2020

when ed sheeran pees on the floor

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻

by ed sheeran 😻 September 13, 2021

Peesh

another word for the female genitalia.

did she really shoved that up her peesh

by calisto May 24, 2008

peesh

noun. Slang term for a female genitalia. (originated with polish displaced people (DPs) from concentration camps who moved to Chicago. pochwa = vagina)

My peesh really hurts from the yeast infection.

by BiPagan January 7, 2010

Peestipated

When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.

Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.

by jahina December 1, 2017

peeshaw

a word used to show emotion such as excitement, understanding, frustration, or anger. To add extra meaning one could add Da Beeshaw and the end.

"Do you understand whats going on Timmy?"
"Peeshaw"
or
"Timmy, your dog died"
"OH! Peshaw da Beeshaw!"

by eljosho07 November 13, 2007