Misty Ped

A mispronunciation of mistyped that happens when you are a complete moron who cant read (me)

oops i just misty ped that sentence

by RunBobFun November 20, 2025

Ped

Ped is a shorter way of saying moped or scooter
And it's mostly used by UK street gangs or bike riders and some motorists.

Ay fam jump on the Ped we gon' finesse.

met control we are in pursuit of a stolen ped on ---- road.

Hey man I just got this 125cc ped, it rides quite nice.

by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022

Pedding

Any personal motive of transportation where one's feet are the primary source of propulsion. Encompassing walking, skateboarding, bicycling, jogging, uni-cycling, etc.

"Now just imagine if everyone did that while pedding along."

by gandgsand November 25, 2018

PED

PED also known as POST-ELLIE-DEPRESSION is a form of depression you get when you leave Ellie Bradley. You tend to get symptoms immediately. Symptoms contain:

crying
liver failure

sadness
possible death

lower back pain
However sometimes could take a day or 2 for symptoms to kick in. The only known cure is to be reunited with Badderz.

“Ah Louis why are you sad??”
“I’m suffering with PED”
“You poor soul”

by LouisBigWang September 5, 2023

Ped

Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"

I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped

by Pedinthebed2 January 2, 2021

Ped

A catchy slang abbreviation for the word pedophile

Dude... you're a ped!!!

by Mysticnova May 27, 2015

post-eras depression (PED)

A deep sense of longing experienced after attending Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Similar to post-concert depression, PED stems from the overwhelming joy and excitement of the event, followed by the abrupt return to everyday life. Fans may find themselves reminiscing about the concert, replaying setlists, or scrolling through their camera rolls yearning to relive the magical experience.

After the final song of the night, I knew the Post-Eras Depression (PED) would hit hard—how could anything compare to the magic of seeing Taylor live?

by swiftie13lover December 8, 2024