Ped

Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"

I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped

by Pedinthebed2 January 2, 2021

Ped

A type of act that makes a gratifing sansation at the end of the action.

Person1: Thanks for teeling to ban fuckyourmommy36.
Person2: I told you it would be ped.
fuckyourmommy36: i'm still here dumbasses

by Skidibi_sigm_pomni July 8, 2024

PEDs

Not to be confused with steroids and such, PEDs are the savior for any college student (i.e. cocaine, adderall, ritalin, concerta, and vyvanse)

I felt exhausted halfway through a party so me and my friend popped and railed some PEDs to keep the night going.

by Broseph09 April 13, 2015

Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!

Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out

by fatshin August 17, 2025

Ped

Ped is a shorter way of saying moped or scooter
And it's mostly used by UK street gangs or bike riders and some motorists.

Ay fam jump on the Ped we gon' finesse.

met control we are in pursuit of a stolen ped on ---- road.

Hey man I just got this 125cc ped, it rides quite nice.

by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022

post-eras depression (PED)

A deep sense of longing experienced after attending Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Similar to post-concert depression, PED stems from the overwhelming joy and excitement of the event, followed by the abrupt return to everyday life. Fans may find themselves reminiscing about the concert, replaying setlists, or scrolling through their camera rolls yearning to relive the magical experience.

After the final song of the night, I knew the Post-Eras Depression (PED) would hit hard—how could anything compare to the magic of seeing Taylor live?

by swiftie13lover December 8, 2024