Misty Ped

A mispronunciation of mistyped that happens when you are a complete moron who cant read (me)

oops i just misty ped that sentence

by RunBobFun November 20, 2025

Ped

A type of act that makes a gratifing sansation at the end of the action.

Person1: Thanks for teeling to ban fuckyourmommy36.
Person2: I told you it would be ped.
fuckyourmommy36: i'm still here dumbasses

by Skidibi_sigm_pomni July 8, 2024

PEDs

Not to be confused with steroids and such, PEDs are the savior for any college student (i.e. cocaine, adderall, ritalin, concerta, and vyvanse)

I felt exhausted halfway through a party so me and my friend popped and railed some PEDs to keep the night going.

by Broseph09 April 13, 2015

Ped

Synonym for feces, more accurately "shit"

I just stepped in dog ped!

This situation is completely ped

Stop being ped

by Pedinthebed2 January 2, 2021

Ped

A catchy slang abbreviation for the word pedophile

Dude... you're a ped!!!

by Mysticnova May 27, 2015

Ped

Ped is a shorter way of saying moped or scooter
And it's mostly used by UK street gangs or bike riders and some motorists.

Ay fam jump on the Ped we gon' finesse.

met control we are in pursuit of a stolen ped on ---- road.

Hey man I just got this 125cc ped, it rides quite nice.

by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022

PED

PED also known as POST-ELLIE-DEPRESSION is a form of depression you get when you leave Ellie Bradley. You tend to get symptoms immediately. Symptoms contain:

crying
liver failure

sadness
possible death

lower back pain
However sometimes could take a day or 2 for symptoms to kick in. The only known cure is to be reunited with Badderz.

“Ah Louis why are you sad??”
“I’m suffering with PED”
“You poor soul”

by LouisBigWang September 5, 2023