by cookie007 March 31, 2010
The act of a person; allergic to nuts; consuming said nuts. During their allergic reaction, the penis of a male participant is inserted with vigour into the contracting throat of the nut consumer until climax.
by BALL.VAC November 18, 2016
A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.
Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis
Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis
"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."
by k connols October 28, 2009
Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.
After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise
by CraZy E July 11, 2006
I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.
She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.
She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.
by JisuMoose September 15, 2010
The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.
InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok
by 173 worshipper December 07, 2019
by BrotherBusterMuster December 04, 2020