Peanut

When you take a piss and nut at the same time

Oh my god, that head was so good. She made me peanut.

by Logano224 August 17, 2020

peanut

an idiot (Australian slang)

That bloke trying to drive while holding a matress is a bloody peanut.

by An Anonymous Aussie September 20, 2020

Peanut

A person who has a brain the size of a peanut.

This is a reference to the Great Gatsby you peanut.

by Shadowcreeks October 15, 2020

Peanut

A fat ass hamster. You ain’t never seen a bigger rump then Peanut’s. He’s the 46th president of the United States and is going to the moon this year. Peanut sometimes goes by Fat Ass or Oompaloompa. If you ever say you have a bigger rump then him he will attack.

Have you seen Peanut’s rump? It’s huge!

by ThatBitchLila November 23, 2020

peanut

An idiot who thinks nuts are living.

Seriously, this peanut is a youtuber???? Like wtf.

by 4380384 December 8, 2020

Peanut

- when one is being cluelessly dumb despite having access to information.

Kevin: These terrorists don’t look like patriots to me... It's deep state Antifa operatives.

Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.

by DoombotJen January 8, 2021

Peanut

Someone who fucking sucks and ruins chat anytime they talk

That person over there is such a peanut

by Iskaldcommie February 19, 2021