topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.

Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.

by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016

My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.

1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

by Oursoggychicken04 December 27, 2016

Straight to the pool room

A catchphrase used to express the great value of a gift, prize or object. It was used in the 1997 film 'The Castle', where the main character Daryl Kerrigan (played by Michael Caton), says to gifts such as 'a samurai-sword letter opener' that this is going straight to the poolroom, implying it's so tremendously amazing. It should be preserved and safeguarded in a secure place, like a trophy.

Matiese's passion for game hunting, sparked interest in Taxidermy. The visualization to preserve a recherche' cadeau would be fine to go straight to the pool room beside the sword collection.

by Proudhunter January 8, 2018

two ball pool

When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it

“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me”
“Haha anytime Jerick”

by Hellbeckons February 25, 2020

Tim Pool

Pretending to be liberal so your critiques of the left carry more cache

See also: Dave Rubin

I don't have the intellectual heft to make a strong argument so I guess I'll Tim Pool it as I go.

by Jjchattanooga June 28, 2021

Poolhouse

A magical spot to drink beer with the homies, smoke copious amounts weed, and of course pack fat lippers. Also known as the sanctuary. Its next to a pool. No zombies allowed.

Guy 1: What do you want to do tonight?

Guy 2: Dude, are you kidding? Let's get crossfaded at the poolhouse until we can't see straight and then play N64 smash bros.

Guy 1: Aight, sweet. I was hoping you would say that!

by Pikachu>Samus! February 23, 2010