keep your panties on 

An expression used primarily in the southern U.S. to tell someone who is acting impatiently to calm down.

Person #1: Ya'll best be fixin' to get them fences up 'fore I get mind to tan your hide!
Person #2: I reckon you keep your panties on, darlin', or you gon' get madder than a wet hen!

keep your panties on by RebelLass84 August 28, 2015

Panting 

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

Panting by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

nowhere in particular 

phrase derived from author James Howard Kunstler's influential work 'The Geography Of Nowhere' which, like similar tomes with a social conscience (e.g., 'Fast Food Nation', 'Bowling Alone', et al), challenged Americans to reassess the plight of their urban/suburban landscapes, especially since the end of World War Two. What Kunstler found was a terrain blighted by shopping and strip malls, fast food restaurants, twelve lane super highways, shoddily constructed business and residential developments or what he referred to as 'cartoon architecture'.

Bill : say Tom, where are you living these days ?
Tom : oh, out on 197th Mile Rd. in Paradise County, just east of the Rolling Meadows gated community, adjacent to a Chuckie Cheese's and Major Magic's Pizza Revue, in between the 467th and 468th exit and on ramps to the eighteen lane Interstate, right behind the Wonderland strip mall, right next to a nature band-aid consisting of wood chips and one-foot tall shrubs.
Bill : Wow. In other words, nowhere in particular.
Tom : That's right ! Ain't this country great !

nowhere in particular by Virgin Suicides July 13, 2017

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Coon patties 

Pussy, hairy patch,cum bucket, whispering eye

I think I'm be in Tonya's & jennifers coon patties tonight

Coon patties by Nolia85 January 23, 2010

pantie rascal 

one who is kinkie as hell in bed.

i heard tom shoved a lolipop up sarahs vagina" " what a pantie rascal

pantie rascal by stackattack January 13, 2011

Mom's Panties 

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

Mom's Panties by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018