Civil Air Patrol Cadet

Cadets usually aged 12-18, some up to the age of 21 can join the Civil Air Patrol and choose from a wide variety of activities. A very rewarding, yet draws negative attention by some idiots.

There are three kinds of cadets;
1.) Those who actually sit and learn about the values of leadership and aerospace power. These cadets usually end up earning prestigious awards and will become military and business leaders of the next generation.
2.) Those who kind of just do nothing and have no idea why they're there. These cadets quit after the first 1-2 years.
3.) Those idiots who buy tactical gear and Kevlar with their parents money, dressing themselves up like an Air Force Pararescueman or an Army Green Beret and act hardcore when they've probably never even shot anything more powerful than a BB gun. Cocky, yet extremely insecure. See also: poser

Take off that tactical gear dumbass, you're not in the military, just a Civil Air Patrol Cadet.

by 2dLT July 19, 2011

canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.

Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.

by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

fart patrol

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

by Lesloo March 21, 2008

Pathole

An otherwise normal human being whom becomes crazily self absorbed and rude when in the presence of a PATH(1) train

(1) Port Authority Trans-Hudson mass transit service between New York City and New Jersey.

That old lady is such a pathole, she kicked me and knocked me over just to get on the train first.

by LaDeeDumb July 6, 2010

patooey

spitting something out of your mouth, often a negative commentary on something

Mitt Romney?....patooey! I got cat hair in my mouth...patooey! My dog kissed me on the mouth and I did a patooey.

by Lex142 July 23, 2012

Glow Patrol

Parents who walk through the house late at night to see if you have a glow coming from your room caused by the brightness of electronic devices being operated.

Trisha: "Why did your parents take away your laptop?"

La Rhonda: "I was suppose to be asleep by 11 but I was texting and forgot to turn the brightness down."

Trisha: "Wow, you're parents must really be part of the glow patrol"

by SchlickShlickChick October 25, 2012