Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010

parker lemus

An amazingly beautiful MMHS c/o 03 graduate. Who has awesome hair and a perfect nose.

See: attractive

PARKER LEMUS = hot sex !!!

by MYSTERYSECRETHIDDEN ! February 23, 2004

parker cop

a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.

i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"

by dantes44 September 30, 2008

Nosey Parker

(Brit infml derog) a person who is nosey.

I caught that nosey parker reading my diary

by Maiden Melancholia June 26, 2006

Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

by VocabJabber October 17, 2008

sarah jessica parker

See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.

If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.

by Jesus Harold Christ(that's with an H, as in Haysoos) June 11, 2006

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006