Pandemic Brain 

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

Pandemic Brain by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time 

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

Pandemic Standard Time by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

Pandemic Panchope 

In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.

Oh no... COVID... I guess we’re celebrating a Pandemic Panchope this year!

Pandemic Panchope by Hananabear November 27, 2020

pandemic pete 

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

pandemic pete by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

pandemic attack 

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

pandemic attack by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

Pandemic Boyfriend 

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

Pandemic Boyfriend by i8civilization January 15, 2021

Pandemic fine 

1) the response when someone asks how you're doing while living through a pandemic. 2) because you're "fine," but there's a pandemic, so you're not.

Q: "How are you doing?" A:"Pandemic fine, because I'm... you know, fine, but I'm living in a pandemic, so I'm not."

Pandemic fine by ellesseee February 4, 2021