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pakshet

noun. A combination of "fuck" and "shit" used by the Filipino community used in stressful or frustrating situations, albeit in a mild-mannered and sometimes humorous way.
Why isn't this page loading? PAKSHET!

Why you cut the line in front of me? PAKSHET NAMAN YOU!
by theflyingipis October 15, 2011
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North Pakistan

Aka Republic of Nth Pakistan. The new name for the United Kingdom as it becomes fully invaded by people from Pakistan, sharia law is imposed and the former indigenous white population become a minority
Bill: "I hear sharia law has been imposed in Nottingham"

Doug: "Welcome to North Pakistan"
by King of july November 5, 2009
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Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022
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N-Word Pass

Giving a white person the ability to say the N - Word
"Don't worry I have an N-Word Pass, NIGG-
by NoDadGang January 10, 2019
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Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.
by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016
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Fortnite battle pass.

I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.

To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time.
"Fortnite battle pass.I just shit out my ass.
booted up my pc.
because I need need.

To get that fortnite battle pass.
I like fortnite.
Did I mention fortnite.
I like fortnite.
It's night time.
I mean it's 5 o'clock that's basically night time.
I remember cartoon network adventure time."

"yes."
by therealJiDion February 15, 2022
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