paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

ass paddle

one who has worth equal to that of an ass being paddled.

Nice shot ass paddle...

by hermo9er November 18, 2006

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Paddle Face

Cock smacking a person in the face, multiple times.

As my Girlfriend was using the bathroom, I ran in and Paddle Faced her.

by Dr. Howie Feltersnatch March 29, 2009

braddle paddle

a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes

oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!

by bradders909 July 25, 2009

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012