To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.
news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.
by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014
Get the The Nick Offerman mug.The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010
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The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012
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Get the Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? mug.A group of the most shrexy people you have ever met in Robloxia!
2.A very good song that you should listen to.
3. A group of people (around 9-17) who destroy thots and will attempt murder just to save their last Robuck.
Beware of their members, the oofers, who shall destroy you if you even look at the Snapchat dog filter. Oofers shall oof, T-pose and dab on any that play Minecraft, or any of those who are furries. I, myself, am an oofer and I'm part of oofergang. We have tea (no spilling plz), memes, and a constant protest for the Guests to come back.. We TikTok everyday, and if you sub to Pewdiepie, you get bonuses from the gang!
4. They have a leader of the gang, that usually dies of Gtg-Bola
2.A very good song that you should listen to.
3. A group of people (around 9-17) who destroy thots and will attempt murder just to save their last Robuck.
Beware of their members, the oofers, who shall destroy you if you even look at the Snapchat dog filter. Oofers shall oof, T-pose and dab on any that play Minecraft, or any of those who are furries. I, myself, am an oofer and I'm part of oofergang. We have tea (no spilling plz), memes, and a constant protest for the Guests to come back.. We TikTok everyday, and if you sub to Pewdiepie, you get bonuses from the gang!
4. They have a leader of the gang, that usually dies of Gtg-Bola
1 Girl: Damn, you the shrexiest boi I ever met
Guy: I know, it's coz' I'm part of oofergang, isn't it?
Girl: yes
2 Guy 1 : What's your favourite song?
Guy 2: oofergang
Guy 1 : Omg, same
3 Oofergang member 1 :Omg that girl b usin snapcha- OH ###### We need to save this innocent #### before she becomes a ####
Oofergang member 2 : *has already shot her* Did you say something?
Oofergang member 1 : Nah, my 9 year old dude. Wait is tha-
*furry ded*#
Oh it was.
*protest 4 Guests walks down street*
Well h##k
Minecraftian : *Sells Minecraft games* Hehehe Get yer Minecraft here!
Oofergang: Nah. *every ofergang member T-poses, dabs or oofs on the Minecraftian until he dies*
Time to give oofergang merch to all Oofergang members now. *special things were given to those who subbed to Pewdiepie*
4 .Oofergang leader : G'bye, oofergang members, as the gtg-bola of my mom telling me to go to bed has taken over. Oof, my comrades *leaves server
*collective oof*
Guy: I know, it's coz' I'm part of oofergang, isn't it?
Girl: yes
2 Guy 1 : What's your favourite song?
Guy 2: oofergang
Guy 1 : Omg, same
3 Oofergang member 1 :Omg that girl b usin snapcha- OH ###### We need to save this innocent #### before she becomes a ####
Oofergang member 2 : *has already shot her* Did you say something?
Oofergang member 1 : Nah, my 9 year old dude. Wait is tha-
*furry ded*#
Oh it was.
*protest 4 Guests walks down street*
Well h##k
Minecraftian : *Sells Minecraft games* Hehehe Get yer Minecraft here!
Oofergang: Nah. *every ofergang member T-poses, dabs or oofs on the Minecraftian until he dies*
Time to give oofergang merch to all Oofergang members now. *special things were given to those who subbed to Pewdiepie*
4 .Oofergang leader : G'bye, oofergang members, as the gtg-bola of my mom telling me to go to bed has taken over. Oof, my comrades *leaves server
*collective oof*
by generic.person[oofergang memb] December 28, 2018
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Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"
Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"
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